Tuesday 28 October 2008

Thursday 23 October 2008

Dear Friend

Dear Friend. I am Mrs Morine Ngadi from Gambia, I am married to Mr.Mathew Ngadi, Who worked with our country Embassy in Ghana, for nine years before he died recently.We were married for eleven years without a child, He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days,Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home,When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $11.5 Million with a diplomatic security company which i will reveal to you when we agree as family items the security company does not know the original contents to be liquid cash,Presently this money is still in the custody of a security company.Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next 5 months due to cancer problem,Having known my condition I decided to contact you to help me and collect this luggage out and utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.I want a person that will stand as the new beneficiary and claim out the luggage and help me to arrange my travelling documents and meet you over for proper medication and to use this fund for orphanages,widows and other peoples that needs help,I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always.I don't want them to know about this development,As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you more revealations on the way to conclude this matter, I will also issue a letter of authorization to the Security comapny that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money, Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.Hoping to receive your response immedaitely. Thanks Mrs Morine.

Wednesday 22 October 2008

Contributions for an obituary for Alex Hetherington gratefully received

Contributions for an obituary for Alex Hetherington gratefully received
alexander.hetherington@virgin.net, once and only revealed after death

Magic Act with Floating Skull

Tuesday 21 October 2008

Saturday 18 October 2008

Saturday 11 October 2008

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Photo credit: Janie Nicoll

Triangle of Need


Photocredit, Janie Nicoll, Jennifer Beaton

Triangle of Need

Photo credit: Jennifer Beaton, Janie Nicoll

Friday 10 October 2008

Triangle of Need

Photo credit: Jennifer Beaton, Janie Nicoll

Thursday 2 October 2008

INTERNET YAHOO TOURIST SEARCH

FORGIVE MY INDIGNATION IF THIS MESSAGE COMES TO YOU AS A SURPRISE AND MAY OFFEND YOUR PERSONALITY FOR CONTACTING YOU WITHOUT YOUR PRIOR CONSENT AND WRITING THROUGH THIS CHANNEL.I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM THE PROFFESIONAL DATA BASE FOUND IN THE INTERNET YAHOO TOURIST SEARCH.WHEN I WAS SEARCHING FOR A FOREIGN RELIABLE PARTNER.I ASSURED OF YOUR CAPABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO CHAMPION THIS BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY. AFTER SERIES OF PRAYERS/FASTING.I WAS DIVINELY DIRECTED TO CONTACT YOU AMONG OTHER NAMES FOUND IN THE DATA BASE YAHOO TOURIST SEARCH.I BELIEVE THAT GOD HAS A WAY OF HELPING WHO IS IN NEED.

I AM (SANI MUSTAPHA),THE HEAD OF FILE DEPARTMENT IN BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A).

IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF $18.5 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS ( EIGHTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED U.S DOLLARS) . IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN (MONDAY 31ST JULY 2000) IN A PLANE CRASH.

SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOMEBODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES, BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HIM AT THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY

BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM. IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I AND ONE OFFICIAL IN MY DEPARTMENT NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESSPROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON’T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.



THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDELINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER SEVEN YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. THE REQUEST OF FOREIGNER AS NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER, AND A BURKINABE

CANNOT STAND AS NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER. WE AGREE THAT 40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGN PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT,AND 60% WOULD BE FOR ME AND MY WOMAN COLLEAGUE. THERE AFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES INDICATED.



THEREFORE TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUSTAPPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATIONS OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY FAX OR

EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.


YOUR’S FAITHFULLY,

SANI MUSTAPHA.
FROM (B.O.A) OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.
GOD BLESSINGS,PROTECTIONS AND GUIDIANCE TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.

(FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESEND IT TO ME).

1) YOUR FULL NAME.............................
2) YOUR AGE.......................................
3) MARITAL STATUS................................
4) YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER…………..
5) YOUR FAX NUMBER……………….....
6) YOUR COUNTRY………………..............
7) YOUR OCCUPATION............................
8) SEX................................................
9) YOUR RELIGION.................................
10) YOUR PRIVATE E-MAIL ADRESS...........


POST SCRITUM:YOU HAVE TO KEEP EVERYTHING SECRET AS TO ENABLE THE TRANSFER TO MOVE VERY SMOOTHLY IN TO THE ACCOUNT YOU WILL PROVE TO THE BANK.

Teresa dying of breast cancer in the Netherlands

GOD BLESS YOU. I AM MOTHER TERESA ANDERSON FROM NETHERLAND,
A WIDOW TO LATE CRISTIANO ANDERSON. I AM 61 YEARS OLD,
I AM A NEW CHRISTIAN CONVERT SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST.
ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT
I WOULDN'T LIVE MORE THAN THREE MONTHS ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS,AND IN ALL INDICATION
REGARDS TO MEDICAL ANALYSIS.
THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE THAT NO HOPE FOR ME TO BE A
LIVING PERSON AGAIN. MY LATE HUSBAND DIED DURING THE HURRICANE DISASTER IN NEW ORLEANS
,AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD NOT PRODUCE ANY CHILD.
MY LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH,
I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND WEALTH. THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT
LIVE FOR MORE THAN THREE MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DIVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH,
TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA AND EUROPE
ESPECIALLY CREATE SOLUTION TO PROBLEM OF LESS PREVILLAGED ONES AND ORPHANAGE
HOMES. I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE I PRAYED AND FAST FOR THREE WEEKS
OVER IT WITH ADVISE OF MY PASTOR,I AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $7.5M U.S DOLLARS,
TO THE LESS PRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY
COMPANY AND UPON MY INSTRUCTION, MY ATTORNEY WHO PRESENTLY IS IN LONDON FOR A
SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT, WILL FILE IN AN APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY IN YOUR
NAME. LASTLY, I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED WILL BE USED FOR
THE SAID PURPOSE EVEN THOUGH I'M LATE THEN, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT
WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY AND I MADE THE PROMISE TO GOD THAT THE
FUND WILL BE USE TO BUILD HIS TEMPLE. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF
GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

Wednesday 1 October 2008

You're My Wife Now

A fan mail from Princess Mariam Faso to Alex Hetherington

Dear Friend,

Good day and compliments,

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, god almighty will bless and reward you abundantly and you would never regret this.

I am a female student from university of Burkina Faso, Ouagadougou. I am 25 yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left i and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death.

I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is not literate enough to know my entire father's wealth. He left the sum of usd 7, 350, 000.00 dollars (seven million, three hundred and fifty thousand us dollars)in a security company. this money was annually paid into my late fathers account from shell petroleum development Company(spdc)and chevron oil company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.

I don't know how and what i will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.

Now, I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the security company to your bank account that is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of god, you will help me invest this money wisely. I am ready to pay 20% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of annual after income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.

If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me, Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible, I will send you my picture as soon as I hear from you.

Yours sincerely,

Princess Mariam Faso.

Miss Happiness Amah

Good Day Dearest, Please i want you to know that it's not by mistake I am contacting you but by the special grace of God.I am 17 years Miss Happiness Amah and the only child of my late parents {Chief. Awan Amah} presently I am staying in a church.My father established his gold business in Accra Ghana, and he died shortly of heart attack, His death has now made me an orphan and i am exposed to danger.Before the death of my father,he called me on his bed side and reveal to me about some funds $11.2 million U.S.Dollars and some gold dust that he packed inside two metallic trunk boxes which he deposited with a Security Company here in Accra Ghana as a family treasure He told me that he used my name as his only child as his next of kin to the deposit and in case he fails to make it that I should take care of myself and get someone to help invest the money for me.I have all the papers with me here and my father did not disclose the content of the two trunk boxes to the security company to avoids the officials from raising eye brows to the funds.Presently I have contacted the security company about my claim of the trunk boxes but the security company told me that my father made an agreement with the company management that they should not release the two trunk boxes to me without a foreign partner that is why i am seeking for your assistance to help me stand before the company as my foreign beneficiary partner or my guardian to receive the trunk boxes in your country so that i can come over to meet you and continue my education.Please stand for me and help me claim the trunk boxes so that i will come there for my medical school.You will also help me for the investment of the fund in a viable business there in your country, i will be very glad if you can come to Ghana here to meet me so that i can take you direct to the company.I am willing to offer to you 20% of the total sum as a compensation for your help.Expecting your soonest respond.Thank you and God bless you.Sincerely,Miss Happiness Amah