Saturday 29 November, CCA, Glasgow

Chris McCann

Saturday 29 November, CCA, Glasgow

Cath Whippey, Chris McCann, Stephanie Black, Josephine Hutton, Mhairi McLellan, Leo Glaister, Janie Nicoll

Saturday 29 November, CCA, Glasgow

Chris McCann, Janie Nicoll

Saturday 29 November, CCA, Glasgow

Images from workshop #1 online soon, thank you to CCA, Glasgow and Corniche, Edinburgh. Chris McCann, Cath Whippey

Comme des Garçons

For Sale

Board for New Media Scotland: dead non-artist artist, Mike Kelley, Baseball

Flipping the finger

Cupid & Psyche '85

NEW YORK TIMES FAKE

A fake edition of the New York Times announcing the end of the Iraq war has been handed out to commuters in the US.

More than 1m free copies of the 14-page "special edition" newspaper were distributed mainly in the cities of New York and Los Angeles.

Another bogus story was about all Americans being given free health care.

A liberal group called the Yes Men, well known in the US for its practical jokes, claimed responsibility for the elaborate prank.

The fake paper - dated 4 July 2009 - had a motto on its front page which read "all the news we hope to print".

The hoax was accompanied by a web site that mimicked the look of The New York Times's real website.

A page of the spoof site contained links to dozens of liberal organisations, which were also listed in the print edition.

The fake edition surprised commuters, many of whom took the free copies thinking they were legitimate.

Later, the Yes Men issued a statement claiming responsibility.

"In an elaborate operation six months in the planning, 1.2m papers were printed at six different presses and driven to pre-arranged pickup locations."

The statement added that thousands of volunteers helped to distribute the fake edition.

A spokeswoman for the newspaper, Catherine Mathis said "This is obviously a fake issue of The Times. We are in the process of finding out more about it."

Pints, wine, projectors, samples, hippies, songs, I Feel Love

Thanks to Janie Nicoll for the video, Owen Hedges and Mikaela Skosberg for the sound, Skinny Nick for the sound engineering and his diminutive friend with the flash car and the bad teeth; thanks to all who came.

MR.KADEEJIA IRVIN MOORE

DEAR BENEFICARY

We receive an email that you are dead and you ask one MR.KADEEJIA IRVIN MOORE to come and claim your funds been the fund to related to your lottery funds $2 Million United State Dollars that has been with us since two weeks now and he has also agreed to pay for the delivery charges $550 Usd.

So I am writing you to know if you are DEAD OR ALIVE, if you do not reply back before 72hrs we will have no other alternative that to believe that are truly dead according to MR.KADEEJIA IRVIN MOORE . And if you are still alive you can get back to me as fast as you can or you can call me on my phone take note that every thing has been paid for it is just for the cost of transfer that this MR.KADEEJIA IRVIN MOORE has agreed to pay for if you refuse to get back to us am afraid we shall give the fund transfer to him and collect the money from him that means that he is right that you are dead and you ask him to come and claim the funds on your behalf.

WE HAVE WITH US A SCAN COPY of the SECRET PHOTO SHOT WE SNAPPED HIM and his FRIEND THE DAY HE CAME TO OUR OFFICE TO TABLE TO OUR OFFICE THAT YOU ARE DEAD,IF YOU NEED IT, WE SCAN IT FOR YOUR VERIFICATION PURPOSES.

Please take note that you have been given just 72hrs to get back to us so that we can know if you are alive, and fill the Information Below. Name: Fax , House Address: Phone Number: We await your swift response in regard of this email we have received from MR.KADEEJIA IRVIN MOORE .

Truly Yours.
Mr. Williams Cross

Reminder Deception/Reception, this weekend Sunday 9 November

Body build stage, courtesy Keith Korbel, California 2008

Deception/Reception

Dear Friend

Dear Friend. I am Mrs Morine Ngadi from Gambia, I am married to Mr.Mathew Ngadi, Who worked with our country Embassy in Ghana, for nine years before he died recently.We were married for eleven years without a child, He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days,Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home,When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $11.5 Million with a diplomatic security company which i will reveal to you when we agree as family items the security company does not know the original contents to be liquid cash,Presently this money is still in the custody of a security company.Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next 5 months due to cancer problem,Having known my condition I decided to contact you to help me and collect this luggage out and utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.I want a person that will stand as the new beneficiary and claim out the luggage and help me to arrange my travelling documents and meet you over for proper medication and to use this fund for orphanages,widows and other peoples that needs help,I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always.I don't want them to know about this development,As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you more revealations on the way to conclude this matter, I will also issue a letter of authorization to the Security comapny that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money, Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.Hoping to receive your response immedaitely. Thanks Mrs Morine.

Contributions for an obituary for Alex Hetherington gratefully received

Contributions for an obituary for Alex Hetherington gratefully received
alexander.hetherington@virgin.net, once and only revealed after death

Magic Act with Floating Skull

Collage collage

Office drama

Communication with Princess Mariam Faso & Alex Hetherington

Alabaster moment, with Malboro and transvestites, the Forbes family liars